Tuesday, February 1

Indescribably Undomestic: She gets it from her momma

Having birthed and thus-far raised three kids you'd think I'd pay a little better attention when the house gets quiet.

After-bedtime quiet house = heaven. Daylight-hours quiet house = impending doom.

Yesterday I, very mistakenly, thought The Baby was playing in her room with her beloved Weeble Wobbles. (Seriously, she's obsessed. You know they wobble, but they don't fall down. What's not to love?)

Instead, she was doing this:


Yes, I climbed up on the sink to take the picture. How could I not document that?

I've always heard that egg white facials do wonders for the skin. No mention of what they do to ducky floor mats.










Clearly, I am doing nothing in the way of teaching The Baby important life skills like Bathroom Clean-Keeping or Scrambled Egg-Making.


Her poor, poor future spouse.




*edit* Oh, I didn't mention how she GOT the eggs OUT of the fridge in the first place? Never again will I trust The (beatific, altruistic) Girl when she so sweetly offers to fetch a Capri Sun for her sister. She totally let The Baby swipe the eggs, and didn't come tell me they were all cracked UNTIL THEY WERE ALL CRACKED.
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7 comments:

  1. I was hoping you'd explain, cause I have to know. How did she get the eggs?

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  2. argh. they were on the bathmat. What a gross, gross bummer.

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  3. My niece just did the same thing. Seriously, the fridge needs to have a secret compartment for eggs.

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  4. I hope that bath mat is machine washable!

    Audreya: my fridge doesn't have a secret egg compartment, but it's a side by side, and they're on the top shelf, so kids would have to be extra enterprising to get to them.

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  5. Eden's favorite thing to do when she sneaks away is to go get the toothpaste out of the bathroom and eat it!... but at least that's not messy I guess.

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  6. Aw maaaan!I'm lovin it!
    xoxoxxo Menga

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  7. I hope that bath mat is machine washable!

    Audreya: my fridge doesn't have a secret egg compartment, but it's a side by side, and they're on the top shelf, so kids would have to be extra enterprising to get to them.

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